In an effort to eliminate all of those pesky links to Amazon.com, I have created an online store accessible directly from your favorite movie blog/podcast.
Simply click on the link Online Store and you can begin perusing and purchasing all of the movies that we have discussed here on the podcast.
All of the previous posts will have their Amazon links removed so be sure to visit The Everyman Critics Online Store to access these cinematic gems!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
More Kick Ass!
The red band triler for the upcoming movie Kick Ass has just hit the internet. It focuses on Nicolas Cage's character and more so his daughter Hit-Girl, much like the earlier trailer I posted. It just goes to show that this quite possibly could kick a lot of ass!
For those of you cannot see the awesome potential of this movie due to your inate hatred of Nick Cage, I'm looking at you Dan, here is a trailer that shows that he is not the main character by any means but that this movie merely FEATURES Nicolas Cage.
For those of you cannot see the awesome potential of this movie due to your inate hatred of Nick Cage, I'm looking at you Dan, here is a trailer that shows that he is not the main character by any means but that this movie merely FEATURES Nicolas Cage.
Monday, December 21, 2009
What, you didn't like the Cunnilingus?
It's the end of December and that can only mean one thing...Christmas!!! This very merry episode of The Everyman Critics is our all Christmas extravaganza! The moods in the episode vary so wildly that you would think our egg nog was spiked, who knows it might have been... (our little secret).
Download the Episode Here!
If there is anything you would like to add please leave a comment or shoot us an email.
Introduction 0:00 - 37:36
We start off with a round table discussion about our favorite Christmas movies but, of course, it quickly diverges into an argument about what makes a Christmas movie a Christmas movie.
A Very Special Interlude 37:36 - 39:16
If after listening to this segment your curiosity gets the better of you and you simply must know more...just watch this video and know that all is well in the world.
Christmas Evil - 39:16 - 1:04:26
Our actual review segment this time is a special film that truly brings out the holiday spirit. None of us had ever seen this movie previously and we have all been made better people because of it.
Please let us know your thoughts and how this movie can also make you a better human being this holiday season.
Oh, did we mention the main character is played by Fiona Apple's dad!!
Visit the Online Store to buy the Troma release or the new DIRECTOR'S CUT from Synapse Films!
Closing - 1:04:26 - 1:05:24
From everyone here at The Everyman Critics MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Outtakes 1:05:24 - 1:06:10
The Ninja Turtles thing was so great we felt the need to discuss it further, plus vital information for the survival of America.
Download the Episode Here!
If there is anything you would like to add please leave a comment or shoot us an email.
Introduction 0:00 - 37:36
We start off with a round table discussion about our favorite Christmas movies but, of course, it quickly diverges into an argument about what makes a Christmas movie a Christmas movie.
A Very Special Interlude 37:36 - 39:16
If after listening to this segment your curiosity gets the better of you and you simply must know more...just watch this video and know that all is well in the world.
Christmas Evil - 39:16 - 1:04:26
Our actual review segment this time is a special film that truly brings out the holiday spirit. None of us had ever seen this movie previously and we have all been made better people because of it.
Please let us know your thoughts and how this movie can also make you a better human being this holiday season.
Oh, did we mention the main character is played by Fiona Apple's dad!!
Visit the Online Store to buy the Troma release or the new DIRECTOR'S CUT from Synapse Films!
Closing - 1:04:26 - 1:05:24
From everyone here at The Everyman Critics MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Outtakes 1:05:24 - 1:06:10
The Ninja Turtles thing was so great we felt the need to discuss it further, plus vital information for the survival of America.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Shpadoinkle AHHHHH!!!!!!!
WOW! There sure have been a lot of updates recently, there's even a new podcast episode up exactly one week later! I'll try not to make a habit of this.
Download the new episode here!
Introduction 0:00 - 35:23
First, we do some serious housecleaning. We tackle one of our listener's ridiculous, and tough, questions. Then, our "What's New" segment starts a huge debacle when we review the new movie Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day. Finally, to close the introduction we do something we should have doing all along....we discuss the poll that's up on the website. Of course, in grand tradition, nothing is ever as simple as it should be.
Liar, Liar 35:23 - 45:16
The first review this week is a modern comedy classic, 1997's Liar, Liar starring Jim Carrey. This is such a renowned movie that this is less a review as an all around appraisal of the film, complete with quotes and misqoutes.
Cannibal! The Musical 45:16 - 1:09:00
What more can be said about this movie than we say here? A lot! Musings and ramblings abound when we discuss this milestone in awesomely bad comedies courtesy of Trey Parker and Matt Stone! Seriously, if you don't own or haven't seen this movie and like ANYTHING by the South Park guys you owe it to yourself. Seriously!
Closing 1:09:00 - 1:12:50
After all the hilarity that has ensued, what is the best way to end this episode? Threaten you with another! We tell you to send those emails, leave those comments, and join us next time for John Wayne's The Quiet Man.
Download the new episode here!
Introduction 0:00 - 35:23
First, we do some serious housecleaning. We tackle one of our listener's ridiculous, and tough, questions. Then, our "What's New" segment starts a huge debacle when we review the new movie Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day. Finally, to close the introduction we do something we should have doing all along....we discuss the poll that's up on the website. Of course, in grand tradition, nothing is ever as simple as it should be.
Liar, Liar 35:23 - 45:16
The first review this week is a modern comedy classic, 1997's Liar, Liar starring Jim Carrey. This is such a renowned movie that this is less a review as an all around appraisal of the film, complete with quotes and misqoutes.
Cannibal! The Musical 45:16 - 1:09:00
What more can be said about this movie than we say here? A lot! Musings and ramblings abound when we discuss this milestone in awesomely bad comedies courtesy of Trey Parker and Matt Stone! Seriously, if you don't own or haven't seen this movie and like ANYTHING by the South Park guys you owe it to yourself. Seriously!
Closing 1:09:00 - 1:12:50
After all the hilarity that has ensued, what is the best way to end this episode? Threaten you with another! We tell you to send those emails, leave those comments, and join us next time for John Wayne's The Quiet Man.
YES!!!
While I continue working on editing the newest episode of The Everyman Critics I tend to puruse the web quite a bit.
First, I just want to inform everyone that I AM a Tim Burton fan (long live Pee-Wee's Big Adventure!) and I AM a Johnny Depp fan (totally awesome movies to numerous to list). So, what could possibly be better than a new Tim Burton film or a new Johnny Depp film? A new Tim Burton film starring Johnny Depp!! Yes I know that they are always doing movies together but you know what?, I don't care. I have enjoyed then all (especially the often overlooked masterpiece Ed Wood) and I have been looking forward to their newest collaboration since I first heard about it this past summer.
That brings me to the point of this post.
New Alice in Wonderland trailer is up!!!
First, I just want to inform everyone that I AM a Tim Burton fan (long live Pee-Wee's Big Adventure!) and I AM a Johnny Depp fan (totally awesome movies to numerous to list). So, what could possibly be better than a new Tim Burton film or a new Johnny Depp film? A new Tim Burton film starring Johnny Depp!! Yes I know that they are always doing movies together but you know what?, I don't care. I have enjoyed then all (especially the often overlooked masterpiece Ed Wood) and I have been looking forward to their newest collaboration since I first heard about it this past summer.
That brings me to the point of this post.
New Alice in Wonderland trailer is up!!!
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Kick Ass!!
While perusing some sites I frequent, I discovered this trailer over on suvudu and immediately became giddy inside.
You all know we aren't the biggest Nicolas Cage fans especially in recent years, and Dan absolutely HATES Mr. Cage. But this trailer is more than enough to make me happy and only time will tell if this movie is good or not. At least I have this clip forever!
You all know we aren't the biggest Nicolas Cage fans especially in recent years, and Dan absolutely HATES Mr. Cage. But this trailer is more than enough to make me happy and only time will tell if this movie is good or not. At least I have this clip forever!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
This Episode Brought to you by the Letter B!
After a ridiculously long delay we come to bring you Episode 2!
Don't forget that if you are interested in any of the films we review simply follow the links provided for immediate access to all the greatness!
(0:00 - 7:50) - Introduction
This episode we actually get into reviewing movies, I know what a concept right!?
First we discuss some of the comment discussions we've had on the site and then fly off the handle a the cultural phenomenon, and sign of the apocalypse, Twilight.
(7:50 - 32:28) - Blue Velvet
What better way to inaugurate a movie review podcast then starting off with David Lynch's Blue Velvet? There really isn't and it shows with all the horrible talk that goes on about fucking, rape, and suave motherfuckers!
(32:28 - 1:02:21) - The Boondock Saints
Immediately after the wonderful horribleness of Blue Velvet we do nothing but quote Boondock Saints. We squeeze in some opinions while we're at it but mostly it's just good friends talking about good times in a good movie.
(1:02:21 - 1:04:31) - Closing
We wrap it up with a preview of things to come, the Jim Carrey classic Liar, Liar and the often overlooked buried treasure Cannibal! The Musical
Download the Episode here!
Don't forget that if you are interested in any of the films we review simply follow the links provided for immediate access to all the greatness!
(0:00 - 7:50) - Introduction
This episode we actually get into reviewing movies, I know what a concept right!?
First we discuss some of the comment discussions we've had on the site and then fly off the handle a the cultural phenomenon, and sign of the apocalypse, Twilight.
(7:50 - 32:28) - Blue Velvet
What better way to inaugurate a movie review podcast then starting off with David Lynch's Blue Velvet? There really isn't and it shows with all the horrible talk that goes on about fucking, rape, and suave motherfuckers!
(32:28 - 1:02:21) - The Boondock Saints
Immediately after the wonderful horribleness of Blue Velvet we do nothing but quote Boondock Saints. We squeeze in some opinions while we're at it but mostly it's just good friends talking about good times in a good movie.
(1:02:21 - 1:04:31) - Closing
We wrap it up with a preview of things to come, the Jim Carrey classic Liar, Liar and the often overlooked buried treasure Cannibal! The Musical
Download the Episode here!
Monday, November 16, 2009
The Everyman Critics Review Guide
25th Hour
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Avatar
Black Dynamite
Blue Velvet
The Boondock Saints
Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day
Cannibal! The Musical
Christmas Evil
A Christmas Story
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Die Hard
Dr. Strangelove
Feast
Flash Gordon
Frailty
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
The Hurt Locker
It's A Wonderful Life
La Dolce Vita
The Last House on the Left (1972)
Liar Liar
Lost Highway
Miracle on 34th Street
Nightmare Before Christmas
Oldboy
Shutter Island
Starman
Star Trek (2009)
Sweeney Todd
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
Vengeance Trilogy
White Christmas
Winter Light
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Avatar
Black Dynamite
Blue Velvet
The Boondock Saints
Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day
Cannibal! The Musical
Christmas Evil
A Christmas Story
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Die Hard
Dr. Strangelove
Feast
Flash Gordon
Frailty
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
The Hurt Locker
It's A Wonderful Life
La Dolce Vita
The Last House on the Left (1972)
Liar Liar
Lost Highway
Miracle on 34th Street
Nightmare Before Christmas
Oldboy
Shutter Island
Starman
Star Trek (2009)
Sweeney Todd
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
Vengeance Trilogy
White Christmas
Winter Light
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Now on iTunes!
Attention everybody!
The Everyman Critics Podcast is now available on iTunes!
Just head to the iTunes Store and search for The Everyman Critics. Subscribe to the podcast and automatically receive the newest episode as they are released!
The Everyman Critics Podcast is now available on iTunes!
Just head to the iTunes Store and search for The Everyman Critics. Subscribe to the podcast and automatically receive the newest episode as they are released!
Friday, November 13, 2009
Questions and concerns requiring fan interaction!
So, I recently read that one of my favorite 80s horror films is in the works to be remade.
I don't know about you but unless they are remaking shitty horror movies, like My Bloody Valentine, these horror remakes are TERRIBLE! Granted I haven't seen all of them but the ones I have seen based off good horror films have been bad.
Now they are wanting to remake Fright Night. If you havent seen this movie you should ashamed! Shameless fun, surprisingly good acting, and and all around great 80s horror/comedy movie!
It just breaks my heart and makes me ashamed to be alive when good movies get remade and the results are disheartening and down right ludicrous. If this movie gets made I still might see it and either be ok with it or hate it! There is no two ways around it with me when it comes to Fright Night.
So...what does everybody think about this? About modern remakes of 80s classics in general?
If you've never seen Fright Night try this on for size...The Karate Kid starring Jackie Chan and Will Smith's kid! If that doesn't strike fear into the hearts of millions I don't know what will!
Comment away fellow movie lovers and let me know what you think!
For news coverage about these projects (read: where I heard about them) visit Mania News and get the full scoop.
I don't know about you but unless they are remaking shitty horror movies, like My Bloody Valentine, these horror remakes are TERRIBLE! Granted I haven't seen all of them but the ones I have seen based off good horror films have been bad.
Now they are wanting to remake Fright Night. If you havent seen this movie you should ashamed! Shameless fun, surprisingly good acting, and and all around great 80s horror/comedy movie!
It just breaks my heart and makes me ashamed to be alive when good movies get remade and the results are disheartening and down right ludicrous. If this movie gets made I still might see it and either be ok with it or hate it! There is no two ways around it with me when it comes to Fright Night.
So...what does everybody think about this? About modern remakes of 80s classics in general?
If you've never seen Fright Night try this on for size...The Karate Kid starring Jackie Chan and Will Smith's kid! If that doesn't strike fear into the hearts of millions I don't know what will!
Comment away fellow movie lovers and let me know what you think!
For news coverage about these projects (read: where I heard about them) visit Mania News and get the full scoop.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Episode 1 - Introductions and Shenanigans
Welcome to The Everyman Critics!
Join four friends as we discuss movies and give honest, no bullshit, opinions on them.
This week we introduce ourselves and talk a little about what we look for and enjoy about movies.
Dan has no eyelashes, Garret requires good dialoge, with no luck from us!, I want cheese and explotions and Nolan keeps thanking Regis Philbin for some reason!
Download the episode here
Join four friends as we discuss movies and give honest, no bullshit, opinions on them.
This week we introduce ourselves and talk a little about what we look for and enjoy about movies.
Dan has no eyelashes, Garret requires good dialoge, with no luck from us!, I want cheese and explotions and Nolan keeps thanking Regis Philbin for some reason!
Download the episode here
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